haha.... this is funny!!!!!!!!!



One day, I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.
When it became apparent that we would marry,
I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans just to keep him happy.
Some months later, on my birthday,
my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside,
I called my husband and told himthat I would be late
because I had to walk home.

On my way,
I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk,
I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home.
So I stopped at the diner and before I knew it,
I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home,
I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival,
my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly,
"Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold,
the telephone rang.
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming most unbearable.
So while my husband was out of the room,
I seized the opportunity,
shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud,
it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek,
I ripped off three more.
The stink was worsethan choked garbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,
I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom,
I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin,
placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold,
and I assured him I had not.

At this point,
he removed the blindfold and I nearly died
when I saw twelve dinner guests seated around the table and they all chorused,
"Happy Birthday!"







waited so long for tonight.
planned a clubbing session with lynn, fad n zee.
excited!
the last time we 4 club together was like freaking long ago.....
still remember that time lynn merlion and had them on my feet.
then i was high and i fell down about 2 times on my butt and they starting disturbing me about the "I AM OK" thingy
tonight will be MOS n DBL O....
yeah.....
at last for the 1st time tonight i can use my dbl o ladies card. haha!







recently i got to know the other side of the world.
the other "gender"....
it's realy interesting and i think they're really nice ppl.
in case you dunno wat i'm talking about,
they're the gays and butch.

family gathering this saturday= lots of food!!!
hahaha....

attachment is starting soon :(
how sad....





at last i got my mms setting done.
went to singtel shop and it took them almost 20mins.
something is wrong somewhere.
not just the few simple steps to get the configurations right.

then i went shopping at bugis.
bought many things but yet i didnt manage to get any tops or bottoms.

sales was so good last night and it was mad coz there were only 2 person working.

planning a genting trip with jolin.
just to take time off from working everyday.






oh my god...
i didnt realise that i haven blog for so long.....
been working everyday because right now they don't have enough staff.

went to JB on sunday night for dinner with friends...
and know what IT'S MY FIRST TIME there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like it! it was fun.
and food there are quite cheap...
ordered prawns, sotong, fish, vege.... 4 persons....
and it costs only 100 ringgit.

got a real bad sore eye 2 days back....
it just feaking hurt so much to the extend i could barely open my eyes.
but yesterday when i woke up.... supposely to see a doc,
my eyes were alright already.

hanged out till quite late last night.
were drinking with friends at the pub opp mine.
then the funniest part...
when on our way home, the car behind who is my friend,
banged into us.
hahhaha!!!
he heard people horning and his instinct told him that he's supposed to drive so he stepped on the engine and haha..... his car plate is now like almost falling off.
ahhahaha



quick update before i go to school for my chinese PRC presentation.

yesterday wenty twn with friends.
caught "my super ex girlfriend"... hahaha quite funny.
but the starting part is like as if the woman's version of superman.
then went vila bali with another group of new known friends to chill out.
not bad.. i enjoyed myself.

yeah at last i got my favourite song and it's now my ringtone.
that toyko drift's song by teriyaki boys.
i REALLY love that song.

then......... hmmmmm yes i think i better go get prepare for school.



on erica's bday at devils... (the night i lost my voice due to all the shouting.haha)














went to the gay pub opposite my workplace on monday.
went there with a customer who often patronise that pub as i was bored at work and also to borrow something.
the next day, i heard from the customer that a gay there in the gay pub last night was unhappy with my presence.
hahahha!!!!
so funny.
she told me that sometimes they dislike young girls to be there because we might snatch away their limelight from other gays whom they're trying to get attention from.
because some of the gays are bisexual and they like girls as well.
it's so complicated.
i can imagine entering some gay pubs or discos on a happening night wanting to enjoy myself,
then some gays or most gays will be like staring and being really hostile to you.
hoping that you will leave the place soon.
hahaha...
this is what i heard from the customer la...
not really sure if that's the case.
but i know some of them are still very friendly and nice people.

tuesday.... was not suppose to be working
and i wanted to go clubbing...!!!!
but in the end i got called back to work as 2 stupid waitresses gave stunts and said they have something on.
and come on... it's so last min man!
should have at least inform earlier and be responsible.
spoilt my plan! :(

gotta study real hard for my french speaking test and culture quiz tml.
i cannot afford to fail... !!!

caught "HARD CANDY" a M18 show on monday before i go to work.
the show is damn gross and sick!
a teenage girl who did castration on a man.
this girl is insane... she thinks that this man is a paedophile that's why she decided to castrate him.
but i love gross shows... hahhaa



wat the hell.....
lucky i woke up late and slack on bed for awhile before i woke up.
was supposed to meet up my group mates 12noon in school.
so i actually decided to get up at 9.30am and leave home at 10.30am.
but i dragged and woke up only at 10am.
so that means i will leave home late as well.
then i received sms from my group mate telling me that today's tutorial class is cancelled so the presentation will be postponed to next week instead.
what the hell.... i already took my shower, put on makeup, wear formal....
but luckily i haven't leave home.
haha.....



me + aaron (on his bay at devils)


rul edited this photo putting both our photos together :)




at dbl o on one of the wed night
me + abi + tingting + chantel + ting



i am feeling so happy now.
all because i've received my dbl-o ladies card.
haha... quite dumb i know but it's like i have been waiting so long for this card man.

just came back from my previous home.
had family gathering and there was buffet.
all the yummy food.
i realised i don't like to eat fish. only except salmon, long john.
it's like fish just turn me off suddenly.

bought pink v3 phone as i need to return the hp to xueling.
i like the hp design and everythng except the msg part.
it's like damn lagging.
the text msg thing just can't type as fast as me.

gotta prepare for tml's chinese PRC presentation.
do the powerpoint slides and all the shit.
arghhh....
worst thing is that everything has to be in CHINESE, the report and presentation.
someone just kill me and throw me down from where i am please.

haven't got my sexy voice back.
still coughing....
give me back my voice... i want to sing!



had my chinese PRC test on monday...
madness...
couldn't even finish the paper...
there's jus too much to write..
too much chinese words to be checked from the dictionary...
just so not enough time.
we had to translate all the english sentences, business letters into chinese.

then tues....
went all the way to pasir ris to find calvin and his friends...
they were there fishing.
not bad... caught quite a number of fishes...
you can be amazed by how big those fishes are.
though i just sat down and see them fish...
i think it's quite interesting and it definitely requires lots of patience.

haha.... this is funny!!!!!!!!!



One day, I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.
When it became apparent that we would marry,
I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans just to keep him happy.
Some months later, on my birthday,
my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside,
I called my husband and told himthat I would be late
because I had to walk home.

On my way,
I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk,
I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home.
So I stopped at the diner and before I knew it,
I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home,
I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival,
my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly,
"Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold,
the telephone rang.
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming most unbearable.
So while my husband was out of the room,
I seized the opportunity,
shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud,
it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek,
I ripped off three more.
The stink was worsethan choked garbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,
I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom,
I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin,
placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold,
and I assured him I had not.

At this point,
he removed the blindfold and I nearly died
when I saw twelve dinner guests seated around the table and they all chorused,
"Happy Birthday!"







waited so long for tonight.
planned a clubbing session with lynn, fad n zee.
excited!
the last time we 4 club together was like freaking long ago.....
still remember that time lynn merlion and had them on my feet.
then i was high and i fell down about 2 times on my butt and they starting disturbing me about the "I AM OK" thingy
tonight will be MOS n DBL O....
yeah.....
at last for the 1st time tonight i can use my dbl o ladies card. haha!





recently i got to know the other side of the world.
the other "gender"....
it's realy interesting and i think they're really nice ppl.
in case you dunno wat i'm talking about,
they're the gays and butch.

family gathering this saturday= lots of food!!!
hahaha....

attachment is starting soon :(
how sad....



at last i got my mms setting done.
went to singtel shop and it took them almost 20mins.
something is wrong somewhere.
not just the few simple steps to get the configurations right.

then i went shopping at bugis.
bought many things but yet i didnt manage to get any tops or bottoms.

sales was so good last night and it was mad coz there were only 2 person working.

planning a genting trip with jolin.
just to take time off from working everyday.




oh my god...
i didnt realise that i haven blog for so long.....
been working everyday because right now they don't have enough staff.

went to JB on sunday night for dinner with friends...
and know what IT'S MY FIRST TIME there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like it! it was fun.
and food there are quite cheap...
ordered prawns, sotong, fish, vege.... 4 persons....
and it costs only 100 ringgit.

got a real bad sore eye 2 days back....
it just feaking hurt so much to the extend i could barely open my eyes.
but yesterday when i woke up.... supposely to see a doc,
my eyes were alright already.

hanged out till quite late last night.
were drinking with friends at the pub opp mine.
then the funniest part...
when on our way home, the car behind who is my friend,
banged into us.
hahhaha!!!
he heard people horning and his instinct told him that he's supposed to drive so he stepped on the engine and haha..... his car plate is now like almost falling off.
ahhahaha

quick update before i go to school for my chinese PRC presentation.

yesterday wenty twn with friends.
caught "my super ex girlfriend"... hahaha quite funny.
but the starting part is like as if the woman's version of superman.
then went vila bali with another group of new known friends to chill out.
not bad.. i enjoyed myself.

yeah at last i got my favourite song and it's now my ringtone.
that toyko drift's song by teriyaki boys.
i REALLY love that song.

then......... hmmmmm yes i think i better go get prepare for school.

on erica's bday at devils... (the night i lost my voice due to all the shouting.haha)












went to the gay pub opposite my workplace on monday.
went there with a customer who often patronise that pub as i was bored at work and also to borrow something.
the next day, i heard from the customer that a gay there in the gay pub last night was unhappy with my presence.
hahahha!!!!
so funny.
she told me that sometimes they dislike young girls to be there because we might snatch away their limelight from other gays whom they're trying to get attention from.
because some of the gays are bisexual and they like girls as well.
it's so complicated.
i can imagine entering some gay pubs or discos on a happening night wanting to enjoy myself,
then some gays or most gays will be like staring and being really hostile to you.
hoping that you will leave the place soon.
hahaha...
this is what i heard from the customer la...
not really sure if that's the case.
but i know some of them are still very friendly and nice people.

tuesday.... was not suppose to be working
and i wanted to go clubbing...!!!!
but in the end i got called back to work as 2 stupid waitresses gave stunts and said they have something on.
and come on... it's so last min man!
should have at least inform earlier and be responsible.
spoilt my plan! :(

gotta study real hard for my french speaking test and culture quiz tml.
i cannot afford to fail... !!!

caught "HARD CANDY" a M18 show on monday before i go to work.
the show is damn gross and sick!
a teenage girl who did castration on a man.
this girl is insane... she thinks that this man is a paedophile that's why she decided to castrate him.
but i love gross shows... hahhaa

wat the hell.....
lucky i woke up late and slack on bed for awhile before i woke up.
was supposed to meet up my group mates 12noon in school.
so i actually decided to get up at 9.30am and leave home at 10.30am.
but i dragged and woke up only at 10am.
so that means i will leave home late as well.
then i received sms from my group mate telling me that today's tutorial class is cancelled so the presentation will be postponed to next week instead.
what the hell.... i already took my shower, put on makeup, wear formal....
but luckily i haven't leave home.
haha.....



me + aaron (on his bay at devils)


rul edited this photo putting both our photos together :)


at dbl o on one of the wed night
me + abi + tingting + chantel + ting

i am feeling so happy now.
all because i've received my dbl-o ladies card.
haha... quite dumb i know but it's like i have been waiting so long for this card man.

just came back from my previous home.
had family gathering and there was buffet.
all the yummy food.
i realised i don't like to eat fish. only except salmon, long john.
it's like fish just turn me off suddenly.

bought pink v3 phone as i need to return the hp to xueling.
i like the hp design and everythng except the msg part.
it's like damn lagging.
the text msg thing just can't type as fast as me.

gotta prepare for tml's chinese PRC presentation.
do the powerpoint slides and all the shit.
arghhh....
worst thing is that everything has to be in CHINESE, the report and presentation.
someone just kill me and throw me down from where i am please.

haven't got my sexy voice back.
still coughing....
give me back my voice... i want to sing!

had my chinese PRC test on monday...
madness...
couldn't even finish the paper...
there's jus too much to write..
too much chinese words to be checked from the dictionary...
just so not enough time.
we had to translate all the english sentences, business letters into chinese.

then tues....
went all the way to pasir ris to find calvin and his friends...
they were there fishing.
not bad... caught quite a number of fishes...
you can be amazed by how big those fishes are.
though i just sat down and see them fish...
i think it's quite interesting and it definitely requires lots of patience.

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